Interest Geek Pillows

"How much do you need?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Elfie Stick

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

The end is near

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

I Heart Data

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

'First you must prove your worthiness.'