Interest Geek Mugs

"How much do you need?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Elfie Stick

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

The end is near

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

I Heart Data

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

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