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'You're arrogant, pig-headed and have no communication skills -have you thought of a career in intelligence?'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Santa's Helpers

"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company."

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'Is it urgent?'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

'Edna, the company was serious when it said it planned on promoting from within.'

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

'Charles! Just the man I want to see. Could you pass me my coffee?'

'Remember, he who laughs last, gets fired first.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."

'Oh, yeah! I'm a bigger waste of tax payer money than you!'

Zika Mosquitos

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'Now, isn't this big hug much better than a lousy pay increase?'

Even cows get the blahs....

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'