Cute Caricature Fan Pillows

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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Runaway Horse

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Support group for sheep.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Dog walking Human.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy