Intelligence Caricature Fan Mugs

'You're arrogant, pig-headed and have no communication skills -have you thought of a career in intelligence?'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Santa's Helpers

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company."

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'Is it urgent?'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'Edna, the company was serious when it said it planned on promoting from within.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

'Now, isn't this big hug much better than a lousy pay increase?'

'Remember, he who laughs last, gets fired first.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Zika Mosquitos

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

'Oh, yeah! I'm a bigger waste of tax payer money than you!'

"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."

'Charles! Just the man I want to see. Could you pass me my coffee?'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

Even cows get the blahs....

Pray as you Go.