Intellectual Property Savants Pillows

I invented the wheel, fire, and the bow and arrow, and then some wiseguy invented lawyers and took them all away from me.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Plagiarist!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

Copyrighted Ideas

Copyright and copyleft

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

New Year 2020

Setting up companies

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

Hands off my IP

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

"Hon, was Skippy your concept or mine?"

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'Need I remind you, Doctor, that you signed over intellectual property rights to the lab?'

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

'Everytime the lawyers tell their old jokes they end up arguing over copyright infringement.'

'That's it? That's your backup plan?'

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'I've invented copyright.'