Intellectual Property Adventurers Pillows

"We shoot our way in, grab all the ideas we can, then run like hell."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thomas Mann.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

E=mc2.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Think Tank

Super Student

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Plagiarist!"

Meet the new factory manager.

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

The Economy of Ideas

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Self-employed.

Lost and Profound.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

The Walking TED Talk.

Head full of Books.

The Goethe Life.

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'