Intellectual Property Enthusiasts Pillows

Brain Theft

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"Plagiarist!"

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

Art Plagiarism

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Copyrighted Ideas

Copyright and copyleft

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

The segway RV.

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

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'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Hon, was Skippy your concept or mine?"

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'Everytime the lawyers tell their old jokes they end up arguing over copyright infringement.'