Intellectual Property Geek Pillows

Cave drawing copyrighted.

'What?! I was the first one to invent the patent concept... and then he stole the idea from me!'

"Hell's bells! You got a patent on that?"

"What's a patent?"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Sue the Author 3PM

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Plagiarist!"

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

Intellectual Property

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

Art Plagiarism

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

The Economy of Ideas

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Copyrighted Ideas

Copyright and copyleft

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

Patents office

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"I've solved our chip shortage."