Intellectual Jouster Mugs

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

'Your French dip, sir.'

"So, what are you reading?"

"Have you been working out?"

All-Candy Seder.

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Football team discussions.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Pandora's Change Purse...

'Checkmate!'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

The Ascent of Man.

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

"You legal babbled in your sleep all night."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Soren Kierkegaard

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Broad Minded

Cockfight of words

How do bright women get pregnant?

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

Mr. Science Times

"About 77,000 years ago the human lineage split into two branches. Homo sapiens sapiens and Homo stupidicus dumbelsii."

MD trash talk... "Your mama is so dumb, she doesn't know endopeptidase from endopericarditis."

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

"The Man Who Knew Enough"

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