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After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Your French dip, sir.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"So, what are you reading?"

"Have you been working out?"

All-Candy Seder.

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Football team discussions.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Pandora's Change Purse...

'Checkmate!'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"You legal babbled in your sleep all night."

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

The Ascent of Man.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Soren Kierkegaard

Broad Minded

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Cockfight of words

Easter Island heads bunny ears.

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

How do bright women get pregnant?

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

Mr. Science Times

"About 77,000 years ago the human lineage split into two branches. Homo sapiens sapiens and Homo stupidicus dumbelsii."

You ought to be in the funny papers, counselor. That was yet another hilarious objection. Overruled, of course.

MD trash talk... "Your mama is so dumb, she doesn't know endopeptidase from endopericarditis."

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

"The Man Who Knew Enough"