Genius Jester Mugs

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

I am one with stupid.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

We're prepared to offer you a starting salary in the low six figures...if you count the decimal.

'...I mean on the one hand you have a set of avaricious money and status obsessed paper shuffler...'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

Now that you're awake, pack up your stuff. -Your former boss.

Trump the Jester

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man