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"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Team Leader

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

Cloud Computing.

Building a company.

Human Brain

Information about information about information about information.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Information vs. confusion

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Bulb

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"This part we still need to iron out."

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

Man sees Creative License Bureau

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."