Insurance Professional With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"Remember, Mr. Jones, whatever doesn't kill you makes your health insurance premiums go up."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'Hi! -- I'm selling theory insurance!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

Transplant delivery

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

So...who is your provider ?

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'Your policy doesn't cover you against huffing and puffing.'

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."

'We may have to postpone medically probing you until we can confirm you have insurance to pay for it.'

"I really do think I could be an anarchist, but my insurance won't cover that."

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

'I'm sorry, but your husband's life insurance policy only covered his eighth life.'

Slipping Insurance $5.

Extreme Accounting!

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

'Hello, I'm selling life insurance. Tell me, sir, are you covered?'

...The decimal point was in the wrong place.

"Have you noticed, our insurance policy has expired?"

"I was really hoping we wouldn't have to get insurance involved."

"No, its not a pre-existing condition."

Insurance agents in Heaven.

'Sorry Sir, but you don't seem to be covered for hail damage...'