Insurance Invincibility Champ Gifts

"Being a doctor really ages you - that was me three years and 4,217 prior authorizations ago."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Others will fight for you

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Dancing Doctor

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Noise Pollution

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Uncle Sam and health care.

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

Nothing to Lose

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Your health is so good, I'm going to recommend your insurance company pay you for the privilege of coverage."

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."

'Your employer's health plan automatically cancels your coverage once you get sick.'

"There's been a medical breakthrough that can help your condition. Unfortunately, you need an insurance breakthrough."

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'I'm sorry, but your surgery is considered to be experimental, so it's not covered by your insurance.'

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

"Your condition appears to have deteriorated considerably since your last cheque bounced."

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

Do Not Lean In

'An ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure, but that was before Medicare.'

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

'You know, you're a very expensive employee because we have to contribute to nine retirement and life insurance plans for you.'

"Well, according to this, my clients were covered for 'huff and puff.'"

Insurance quote.

Bob hated working over-time.

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

What If?