Insurance Claim Comic Pillows

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

"Remember, Mr. Jones, whatever doesn't kill you makes your health insurance premiums go up."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'Hi! -- I'm selling theory insurance!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

So...who is your provider ?

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

"I really do think I could be an anarchist, but my insurance won't cover that."

"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."

'Which health plan are you on?'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

'We may have to postpone medically probing you until we can confirm you have insurance to pay for it.'

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

'I'm sorry, but your husband's life insurance policy only covered his eighth life.'

Slipping Insurance $5.

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

"I was really hoping we wouldn't have to get insurance involved."

'Hello, I'm selling life insurance. Tell me, sir, are you covered?'

"Any pre-existing conditions?"

"Have you noticed, our insurance policy has expired?"

'Sorry Sir, but you don't seem to be covered for hail damage...'

'I'm sorry, but when you took out the policy, you never specified that it was a mobile home.'

'Don't worry. This will hurt your insurance company more than it will hurt you.'

Fire/Dental Insurance Policy - "If your teeth ever go up in flames you'll be completely covered."

'The health plan will cover you and up to three dwarves.'

"I'm afraid our healthcare plan only covers the first five litters."

Larry knew how to close a sale.

"How do you feel about duct tape?"