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"Any pre-existing conditions?"

"Remember, Mr. Jones, whatever doesn't kill you makes your health insurance premiums go up."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'Hi! -- I'm selling theory insurance!'

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

'The biopsy is tiny, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.'

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

So...who is your provider ?

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

'Your policy doesn't cover you against huffing and puffing.'

'We may have to postpone medically probing you until we can confirm you have insurance to pay for it.'

"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"I really do think I could be an anarchist, but my insurance won't cover that."

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

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'I'm sorry, but your husband's life insurance policy only covered his eighth life.'

"Have you noticed, our insurance policy has expired?"

'Hello, I'm selling life insurance. Tell me, sir, are you covered?'

"You're doing fine, and we're cautiously optimistic about your insurance."

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

"I was really hoping we wouldn't have to get insurance involved."

"No, its not a pre-existing condition."

Insurance agents in Heaven.

'Sorry Sir, but you don't seem to be covered for hail damage...'

'I'm sorry, but when you took out the policy, you never specified that it was a mobile home.'

'Don't worry. This will hurt your insurance company more than it will hurt you.'