Insult Maestro Pillows

Lecture on dealing with hecklers-tongues sharpened while you wait.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Charles Addams.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Edgar Allan Poe

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

A Dummy Corporation.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

How to wear a false moustache.

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No...I said aperitif!!"

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

"Something has happened to the canary."

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

Baby driver

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

Naive to its unconventional approach, Wyatt is victimized by the rare and elusive Mumble Bee.

"I said me and the boys are getting the band back together, are you in?"

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

Wordplay: Intoxicated.

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."