Instructional Guide Collector Pillows

How to Read a Book

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Federal Guidelines

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Tour of Cathedrals.

John Herschel

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

"Maybe if you'd read the instructions then you'd be able to solve it."

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

'Son it's time to talk birds and bees; birds and bees have never successfully mated. And that's all you need to know about interspecies sex.'

Safety Guide.

How to make every minute count.

How to smash a guitar.

Flatpack furniture: Invention of men hating feminists.

"I believe you provide free brochures and advice."

'Coitus Interruptus 6 page pull out guide'

Funk Facts: New Year.

Rubber ball instructions.

Field Guide to the Birds of Cheshire...