Field Guide Collectors Pillows

Field Guide to the Birds of Cheshire...

Fly Football

Flyfishing for dummies.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

Clandestine cows.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

What it takes to be a leader.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'Are we ready to order?'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

Effective farming.

Tour of Cathedrals.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

"Eww! A tick!"

'My husband studies exotic butterflies: That in itself rather bores me, but boy do I love going on field trips with him!'

"Spoilsports"

Disorganized Crime: 'Are you sure this is the bank?'

Safety Guide.

How to make every minute count.

How to smash a guitar.

How to Read a Book

"Welcome to North Dakota. Birthplace of ennui."

Someone's pulled the plug on Venice

Ploughing your own furrow