Guidebook Collector Pillows

How to make every minute count.

Tour of Cathedrals.

Flyfishing for dummies.

Restaurant Guide/Lamp Post Guide.

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

'Coitus Interruptus 6 page pull out guide'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Party time.

Divine Desk Bins

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'E-books?'

'A is for Arse.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"I have an app for that."

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

You trip on it, you buy it.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'