Instruction Manual Enthusiast Pillows

Man trying to paint a landscape reading 'art guidelines'.

'Magic and culinary.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"There are instructions that explain the instructions that explain the tutorial to the class that explains the instructions."

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

Manual Worker

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

Spiro & Pusho cutting log with a saw

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"I think I've spotted your problem."

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

You worry too much

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."

You read the instructions upside down.

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

Drawing in 3-D

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

Inserts

They always go for the hoe.

"There really is no need for confusion about the change in the enforcement of this law. Part 95 of section 33 of article Q in the manual quite clearly states ..."

An Incendiary in the Loft

"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to improve the quality of the programmes, Madam."

The obvious