Instruction Manual Aficionado Pillows

"I think I've spotted your problem."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Maternity ward.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Manual Worker

"Pavlov's Blog."

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

Spiro & Pusho cutting log with a saw

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

A cheese grader

Combined Harvester

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Dr. Hazeltine attended the lecture on descenting skunks...

Maternal Instinct: The Hatcher: "Tis an unusual kind of egg, no doubt, but thank Heaven it is still warm, and I feel the throb of young life within."

Making Own Snow in Switzerland

Drawing in 3-D

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

"Some assembly required."

'Here we see a correlation between the returns of the stock market over the past twenty years and the attendance figures for my informative lectures over the same time period.'