Instruction Booklet Aficionado Pillows

'Section 9c - 'Kill yourself if this clock radio malfunctions' '

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Maternity ward.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

Manual Worker

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"I think I've spotted your problem."

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

We must stand up..against incompetence

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

Drawing in 3-D

'We're going to be doing a water landing! Please put these on immediately!'

How to Read a Book

The obvious

Man trying to paint a landscape reading 'art guidelines'.

"Fancy a tutorial lad?"

'Magic and culinary.'

"Remember, it's dong after ding except when it's bling. Then it's bong."

Operating Instructions: 1) Grasp railing firmly with left hand. 2) Place right foot on nearest step. (directions for climbing stairs)

"If this thing's so easy to assemble, why is there a hotline to the Army Corp of Engineers?"

Institute Of Multi-Tasking

For manual operation

"...We can't just drive off when he's half way through."

"There are instructions that explain the instructions that explain the tutorial to the class that explains the instructions."