Instant Noodle Fan Mugs

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Fridge-to-table"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Nouveau wine

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Curling Rocks!

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'What kind of...'

'May I recommend the red wine?'

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

Noodle exchange program.

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Cat's wine has live fish in it.

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'