Insomniac Specialist Prints

"This is a wonderful CV Mrs. Wilson!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Things that go beep in the night.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"I slept funny!"

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How can you sleep at night?'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.