Insomniac Specialist T-Shirts

"This is a wonderful CV Mrs. Wilson!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"I slept funny!"

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.