Inseparable Pals Mugs

'There! Now they can't take one of us riding without the other!'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Man with broken leg in cast.

"This does not make us friends."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'We've just learned to speak and now you're not talking to me?'

'Oh no, they're back!'

"Take a parable."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"But is it Organic?"

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Jack Russell?"

Historians think that dogs first became domesticated in the Stone Age.

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Puppy Love.

Golfer couple just married

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Adan and Eve.

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

"Are you married to the name?"

'Pedants Society meeting here Friday...'

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

"I think the dog wants to go out."

"If I had to be quarantined with anyone, I'm glad it's with you."

'Invite everyone. We're having scrambled eggs.'