Insect Nocturnal Reader Gifts

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Bee flying to another flower.

The prying mantis,

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Pull and all nighter...

"She's a natural!"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"Keeping busy?"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Russian Snail