Insect Gourmands Prints

Mean Frogs

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Is it organic?'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Dijon Vu

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

"I don't know where he puts it all."