Insect Gourmands Gifts

Mean Frogs

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Just one more choccy...

'Is it organic?'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

Dijon Vu

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

Capturing a Cook

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

"I don't know where he puts it all."

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

'Worms?! I'd rather have a pizza!'