Insect Gardening T-Shirts

West Fester is soo dull! Nobody interesting lives here. I beg your pardon! Except you, Nana! Thank you, sweetie. Now I've got to get back to killing aphids! Wow! We're more interesting than I thought. Who knew a mass murderer walked among us? Then on to drowning beetles.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Butterflies

Man using to much bug spray

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

The prying mantis,

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'I'm an atheist!'

Slugfest!

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Bees v Wasps

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Praying mantis.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Fly Artist