Insect Gardening Pillows

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Butterflies

Man using to much bug spray

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

The prying mantis,

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'At ease, soldier.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Let me introduce my other half."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'I'm an atheist!'

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Fly Artist

Bees v Wasps

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'