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'Ants of all lands, unite!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Bees SOS

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Save the river.

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

The Destruction of the Environment

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

A smiling badger

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

Stinging Bee

'Hello, Amnesty International?'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Save animals

'Testing drugs on people before giving them to animals...it's going to be an uphill battle.'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

Deforestation

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

Chimp with mail-order anthill.