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'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Be kind"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I have no thumbs."

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Save the unicorn.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'I can't recommend the beef.'

'I got a birdie, an eagle, and a lawsuit from animal rights activists.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

If that call's for me, I'm not here.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."