Innovation Summit Gifts

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Robotic Man

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

Breakthrough

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Innovation & Calculation

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Robot Painter

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

AI Safety Officer

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Genius

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'