Innovation Ponderer Gifts

Replaced by a Robot...

"We can't enjoin them forever. Someone is going to build a better mousetrap."

Intelligent Technology - blessing or curse?

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Progress?

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

CREEPY AF AI

"An equation for your thoughts?"