Innocent Squabbles Prints

'Who gave you that black eye?'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Boy on father's knee

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Mistaken identity.

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

War games.

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

Store front of 'Ace Roofing Co' Has a sign in the window- Our Mind Is Always In The Gutter

A boy wanting another boy to share an oyster

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'

'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"I approach my subjects with an almost childlike sense of wonder."

'I hope you'll be able to keep my name out of it.'

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

"I think we should start seeing other little kids."

'Mum.' - 'What?' - 'Why are buses so slow?' - 'I don't know, sweetheart.' - 'Is it because poor people are fat?' - 'Gah.'

Some said she exploited her youthful allure...

"Baldo invaded my room and stole my Atomic Sour Balls. The invader must be stopped...this means war!"

'Have you been complaining to the baker about leaving the bread outside?'

"Austin and I are play dating, but not exclusively."

"Free siding for our house? Sure why not!"

'Hey Billy, looks like you picked up a hobo somewhere along the way.'

"I'm really looking forward to a simpler future."