Innocent Mishaps Prints

Mistaken identity.

'Fine. And you?'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

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'I can't turn it off.'

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

Paramedic Mistakes.

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.

Broken hospital sign.

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Sorry, you rolled off the table just as I was going in!

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

'Who gave you that black eye?'

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'