Innocent Troublemaker Prints

Store front of 'Ace Roofing Co' Has a sign in the window- Our Mind Is Always In The Gutter

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

"Blackmail has given me a confidence I've never felt before."

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

Playpen Jailbreak.