Innocent Love Stories Prints

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Quantum Psychic

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Boy on father's knee

Man and woman

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Cupid's Valentine

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

He was a Portuguese Man of War...She was a little pink jelly fish. An invertebrate love story.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

A Woman's Conquests.

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"The results of your tests seem to suggest that you're in love."

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

Romantic Dreams

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Man lets a young lady believe he sent her a flower that was sent by a rival.

The world's most uncomfortable guy on his first day at work. 'This company is run by all my ex-girlfriends.'

Careful

Anne didn't see the relationship as being over....