Innocent Love Stories Pillows

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Quantum Psychic

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Boy on father's knee

Man and woman

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Cupid's Valentine

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

A Woman's Conquests.

He was a Portuguese Man of War...She was a little pink jelly fish. An invertebrate love story.

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

Romantic Dreams

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"The results of your tests seem to suggest that you're in love."

Man lets a young lady believe he sent her a flower that was sent by a rival.

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Jane's brother, Dick, gets married.

Bigfoot Singles - 'Currently online: 1'

The world's most uncomfortable guy on his first day at work. 'This company is run by all my ex-girlfriends.'