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A boy wanting another boy to share an oyster

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Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

A boy with a camera

First love.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Speed Dating Disasters

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Are you blushing?!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Windchimes

Welcome to our meeting!

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"