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"Austin and I are play dating, but not exclusively."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

"Swing me with your words."

Boy on father's knee

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"You literally take my breath away."

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"I'm so shallow."

"So, back to my place?"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"I fancy tall men."