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"Austin and I are play dating, but not exclusively."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

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'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Swing me with your words."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

Boy on father's knee

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'Silent type, eh?'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'You had me at hell.'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"I'm so shallow."

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

"You literally take my breath away."

"So, back to my place?"

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

"I fancy tall men."