Innocent Drama Lover Gifts

Careful

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Cut!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

A little bird told me...

"I can't believe he brought her."

Falstaff

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Scarpia's Palace

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"True crime meets reality TV"