Inner-city Warrior Gifts

What a coincidence! I'm a teacher in an inner-city comprehensive too.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Touring Cyclist

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Nun confronts mugger.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Urban Expansion

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Phyllis exercises her demons.

Save this Wilderness.

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

Parking? I don't think so.

G20 Members in, homeless out!

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

Willy's hopes of killing the freeway project fizzled as he slowly realised he couldn't read a damn thing.

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'