Injury Trooper Pillows

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

Big slipper.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'So we meet again...'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Astronomical observations.

'-and who's next?'

"So, what can I do for you?"

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'These things take time, Mr. Bagley.'