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'A return? But then you might as well stay here?'

"Useless information"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Nap time."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

Valet (ballet) parking.

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Lost and forgotten department

Museum Guard Portrait

'Mary, I've got meetings all day so I'm going to be unable to have my scheduled happiness moment at 3:01. You have it for me, OK?'

'Do you have a pet store in this mall?' 'Oh, no! I like them all!'

"Apparently it's a temporary exhibit."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Information and Still don't get it.

Valet parking.

Undergarments drying on washing line propped up with lance.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

"But you really can't trust the media."

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Jan Arnolfini and his wife...(it was a boy)

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

Please do not feed the attendant.

'Powerbrowse this and get back to me with a sentence-long synopsis.'

Lady to other: 'Not the screen, silly - you put the white-out on the CD!'