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'A return? But then you might as well stay here?'

"Useless information"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Nap time."

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Valet (ballet) parking.

Lost and forgotten department

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Museum Guard Portrait

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Mary, I've got meetings all day so I'm going to be unable to have my scheduled happiness moment at 3:01. You have it for me, OK?'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

"Apparently it's a temporary exhibit."

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'Do you have a pet store in this mall?' 'Oh, no! I like them all!'

Information and Still don't get it.

Valet parking.

Jan Arnolfini and his wife...(it was a boy)

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

"But you really can't trust the media."

Undergarments drying on washing line propped up with lance.

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

Lady to other: 'Not the screen, silly - you put the white-out on the CD!'

'Powerbrowse this and get back to me with a sentence-long synopsis.'