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"Useless information"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Out and In.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

Fragile stamper.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"We need a better piling system."

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

Pinocchio and Partners Lawyers.

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."