Informal Therapy Lover Pillows

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Couples' therapy

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'We have three minutes left.'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'I hate Mondays.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Shrinks in heaven

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'